The Italian Man Who went to Malta

[Otto]

The Italian Man Who went to Malta
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The Italian man who went to Malta

One day imma gona to Malta to bigga hotell
In the morning I go down to eat a breakfast
I tell the waitress I wanna 2 pisses of toast
She brings me only one piss
I tell her I wanna to piss
She says go to the toilet
I say you don't understand
I want to piss on my plate
She say you better no piss on the plate
You son of a bitch!
I don't even know the lady
And she calls me a son of a bitch

Later

I go to eat at a bigga resturant
The waitress bring me a spoon and
a knife, but no fork!
I tell her i wanna the fuck
She tellin me everyone wanna fuck
I tell her you don't understand
I wanna fucka on the table
She say you better not fuck on the table
You son of a bitch!

So I go back to my room in a hotel
And there is no sheeats on the bed
Call the manager and im tellin him i wanna shit!
He tellin me go to the toilet
I say you dont understand
I wanna shit on my bed!
He say you better not shit on my bed
You son of you bitch!

I go to the check out
and the man in the desk says
Peace on you, I said piss on you too
you son of a bitch!
Im goin back to Italia, Arrivederci